Religious?
July 23rd, 2008 | by admin |
This joke submitted by Elijah Fart:
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
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Tags: Heretic Scum, Joke, Reformation
By Lusty Male on Jul 26, 2008
“yawns”
Yeah religion is pack of lies.
By Bud on Jul 27, 2008
Great question. ? . You are just another example of someone trying to force their religion on someone else.
Why won’t you stop?
Oh, I see why. From your profile I can see that you are a bigot.
By General X on Jul 29, 2008
I know I, as a Christian should be insulted, which I slighty am, but the ending of that joke just made me LAUGH!!! LOL GOOD ONE!!!! I gotta save this one.
By pullmyfinger on Jul 31, 2008
That is very ironic and funny!
By T_Time on Aug 4, 2008
This is a dumb joke.
By lisamarie0227 on Aug 5, 2008
lol…yeah that sounds about right.
By suspendor on Aug 8, 2008
LOL! Hilarious! And it makes a great point. We could all stand to use a little more tolerance. Christian AND atheist, both!
By zozo on Aug 9, 2008
hahha
i didnt understand it
By ahmad m on Aug 11, 2008
Religious have gone.
By Lucky Fokker on Aug 13, 2008
A good joke anyone with a sense of humor would enjoy.
By Phaylynn on Aug 14, 2008
The way christian religions are working nowadays.
By Cognito on Aug 14, 2008
Almost to true to be funny, but yes, it was funny, everyone really needs to lighten up. Way to much anger out there.