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This joke submitted by Elijah Fart:
This joke submitted by Elijah Fart:
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
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about 2 years ago
“yawns”
Yeah religion is pack of lies.
about 2 years ago
Great question. ? . You are just another example of someone trying to force their religion on someone else.
Why won’t you stop?
Oh, I see why. From your profile I can see that you are a bigot.
about 2 years ago
I know I, as a Christian should be insulted, which I slighty am, but the ending of that joke just made me LAUGH!!! LOL GOOD ONE!!!! I gotta save this one.
about 2 years ago
That is very ironic and funny!
about 2 years ago
This is a dumb joke.
about 2 years ago
lol…yeah that sounds about right.
about 2 years ago
LOL! Hilarious! And it makes a great point. We could all stand to use a little more tolerance. Christian AND atheist, both!
about 2 years ago
hahha
i didnt understand it
about 2 years ago
Religious have gone.
about 2 years ago
A good joke anyone with a sense of humor would enjoy.
about 2 years ago
The way christian religions are working nowadays.
about 2 years ago
Almost to true to be funny, but yes, it was funny, everyone really needs to lighten up. Way to much anger out there.